Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out I am pregnant. I hooked up with my step-dad not that long ago while my mom was out of town. I'm 30 and he wants to tell my mom my baby is his, and I like the idea of telling her, but also know she won’t take it well. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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Nylecroc 0
True rednecks right there!
drea41 0
hes a keeper!!
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Comments (160)
HerpiliePurplies 0
Um. I know you all want to get asked out to an expensive dinner and know it's coming and still act supprised, but that's not how everything happens. Sorry. Gratz to your mom and to your step-dad for the surprise.
nunchux 0
Who takes family trips to Wal-Mart?
bandgeek_bri 0
that's prolly where he got the ring too :/
aquarist 0
and...... Why is this an fml?
bonacca 2
lol at least he had the balls to ask.
emjay09 0
wow. family trip to walmart, huh? he fits right in I'd say...
skell7878 0
hahaha thats awsome!!
Euyup 9
like number 4 said white trash lol
calgaryguy403 0
hahaha hahaha
blue_eyes4602 0
how is this an fml? aren't fmls suppose to be about something bad tht happened in the op's life? at least it wasn't you who was proposed to in walmart