Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be "funny as hell" to watch me freak out. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, when I took a nap on the couch, a spider crawled into my mouth. How do I know? My boyfriend filmed it and laughed. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML
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Manicpanic13 9
What a jerk!
JenkJenks 6
Next week on cops we follow officer Johnson as he releases a moth from a jar and talks sternly to the man that put it there!
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Comments (92)
Callilah 13
Oh my Gosh!I have an EXTREME fear of moths!!!!! I get scared so bad I start crying or get sick or pass out!
verkaderk 9
I'll be searching for it!!
zonkeymaker 14
Link please (:
perdix 31
Let him. This could be as famous as you will ever get. Look at "David after the dentist." That kid is 8 and he's set for life, nailing 14-year-old girls and drinking all the juice boxes he wants. Opportunity comes once in a lifetime!
LaLince 40
I don't think she wants to nail girls.
j3ebrules 13
Omg jackass. I wouldn't talk to him for a VERY long time. And revenge is sweet btw...
pmadNess 16
This was my first thought! Fame is so easy nowadays... Maybe you'll get a Tosh.0 web redemption and who knows where it may go From there!
rockyannie 11
Dump this dumbass. If the jackass thinks this is funny and post's it means he DOES NOT take your feelings into consideration. It also means that the jackass does not respect you in the fact that he 1. taped the act and 2. wants to post it.
pwnman 33
Why don't you get him nude, take a picture, and upload it on your facebook or somewhere?
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
So the couch or is he just moving out?
babeababe 16
Time for pay back! "Nut tap, bitch slap, pie smash!"