Today, the guy I'm dating found out I have severe arachnophobia. He downloaded a picture of a huge, hairy spider and set it as background on my iPhone. I can't even unlock my phone, as every time I try, the spider pops up and I drop the phone. He laughs every time I do it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
They're not real
Today, my girlfriend, KNOWING I have severe arachnophobia, changed the wallpapers on my phone and tablet to pictures of tarantulas, all because she's mad at me. And she won't change it back. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Surrounded
Today, my significant other woke at 4:30 a.m. to me crying about a spider in the bathroom. I have an intense fear of spiders; he was super nice and took care of it for me. He even walked me out to my car. I started to calm down driving to work, but when I got there what do I see on the door handle but a spider. I'm still shaking. FML
She definitely won though
Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML
Shook
Today, I was watching a Facebook reel of this guy who tried to kill a giant spider with a shoe. All of a sudden the spider disappeared, then came running up his arm towards me so fast it spooked the fuck outta me and I threw my phone hard as hell down the stairs! The worst part is I’m sure he knew that was gonna happen. FML
Trickster
Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML
Buggin' out
Today, I reached into my wardrobe to get ready for the day, when something hairy tickled my hand. Imagine my shock seeing a fully-grown wolf spider staring me down from a coat hanger. I grabbed the can of bug spray and let him have it. Half the can later, I now need to re-wash my entire closet. Damn arachnophobia. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
What a cruel joke to play on someone. I hate it when people play on other people's phobias, just to get a laugh out of it.
KendallxO 2
What an ass..
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KendallxO 2
What an ass..
lolkaela 6
But a hilarious one, at that.
Acik91 26
Well, that's discussable.
fmljerry26 3
I don't see what the funny bit is. Once would have been fun if it wasn't a phobia.
lilhellian 27
It might be funny to do to a teacher.. Assuming it isn't a hardass teacher that will make your life miserable..
TourettesGuyFTW 26
He's a ****. I hate big hairy spiders. I'm a teacher too. Don't even try it lilhellian!!
lilhellian 27
But But.. :(
TourettesGuyFTW 26
No! Come any closer and I'll stick a ninja star in you. YOUR ninja star!
lilhellian 27
*walks away while my comrade does it for me*
102Percent 5
Hey. After about 200 more tries (without fainting), you might get over your fear. So in a way, hes helping you.
samasara 20
The best way to get over a phobia is to face it.
Carmstro 13
121 yeeeeeah no thanks. Every time I need someone to kill a spider for me my mom threatens to find a place where they put me in a tub full of spiders... If anything I think that would just give me post traumatic stress disorder.
AllyyK 9
#129 The thought of that made me cringe, and that would probably give me PTSD too. I've had several horrible experiences with spiders :/
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Liar! I know you work alone lilhellian!!
TrueFG 2
Uh no. Phobias are irrational fears, ones that nearly impossible for people to get over as the cause is unknown.
unknown_user5566 27
What a cruel joke to play on someone. I hate it when people play on other people's phobias, just to get a laugh out of it.
PinkKawaiiChic 10
Time for revenge.
JerryH 9
I have a social phobia, i dont have any problems with talking to people that im frieds with, or with people over the web, but if i dont know somebody or dont like someones vibe i cant talk to them or i sound like a retard. My school wants me to spend 22 hours around people i dont know, for graduation project
Jdog619 11
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Seriously? She's being really dumb. I mean, she couldn't hold off on dropping the phone for a few minutes, knowing full well that it's not going to hurt her?..
unknown_user5566 27
70- If it's a really severe phobia, no. They can be extremely hard to overcome, and affect some people very badly.
happle 21
She might be arachnophobic because she had a bad experience with spiders. I'm afraid of George Clooney for the same reason.
LolPieRofl 11
I have a phobia of heights and once my friends and I were at the park and i realized we were on a mound so i panicked and just sat on the ground
Dracoboxer357 36
I used to be acrophobic (heights). I didn't scream or cry, I'd just grab something, like a guard rail, and freeze up solid. I mentally panicked and just couldn't make my muscles move, or barely breathe. :p I'm not so bad anymore but it took a lot of exposure to different, less intimidating heights for me to be able to work myself up to trying to inch over a high up catwalk. My summer job during my college years back required a fair amount of walking on grating floors at different heights up to 5 floors up, so I had to try. :p Long damn summer that was, but thankfully I didn't have anyone teasing me over it. :p
scarface90 8
Fun fact - phobias and weird fetishes are the result of classical conditioning. Phobias can also be treated using classical conditioning, you just have to associate a pleasant stimulus (candy, relaxing music, chocolate) with the sight of a spider, but do it in baby steps and over intervals of times
TummyYummy__ 16
I am scared of fish, you can imagine how much I get made fun of.
pbonham 22
114- Fish can be really big and scary though and some people just lack empathy :/
AlexM42 5
Actually several fetishes are the result of cross-synaptic misfire. Take for example foot fetishes- the receptors in the brain that receive signals from the feet are located very close to receptors that trigger the pleasure associated with sexual intercourse. In some individuals there's a slight abnormality that causes the foot-receptor to create pleasure
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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Just close your eyes, it won't getcha if you can't see it... That is pretty funny though.
cr3ativity 15
Then how will she operate her phone?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well after unlocking your phone dozens of times each day, you tend to learn where the unlock thingy is, and once you do that, you should be able to open your eyes, unless the spiders are still there, in which case you close your eyes and call 911.
fmladdict82 1
I was thinking the same even though I know he was wrong
verkaderk 9
Sounds like you and your boyfriend have a web of problems you gotta figure out
iOceanus 18
They better deal with them before they crawl up and come back to bite them in the future.
PaperUmbrellas 4
Emotionally abusive, do not proceed. Good to learn these things earlier before he locks you in a sex dungeon.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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Because playing a harmless prank somehow makes you a serial rapist or something... I guess that explains all the victims in my closet, eh?
unknown_user5566 27
7- If OP has a true phobia of spiders, it's not a "harmless prank". Depending on the severity of the phobia, it could be emotionally scarring.
X_Codes 11
@7 - If it's severe enough to be classified as a genuine "phobia," then it's absolutely not a harmless prank. Anyway, there's just the whole emotional abusiveness of the situation as well as boundary issues (messing with your phone without your consent). Change the background on his phone to a break-up note, and then change the password on it so he can't get access to your number.
lilhellian 27
20 That's why she deletes her number while she is in there.. And turn on Delete all info after 10 incorrect tries..
StalkerChick 13
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We don't know if its a true phobia. It could be like a little kid saying they're allergic to a certain food, when they only dislike the taste.
lilhellian 27
We don't know that it isn't honestly I'd rather assume it is then it isn't because if you that they just dislike and put it in the food.. You could kill them..
StalkerChick 13
Well, I usually don't force people(kids included) to eat things they don't like so I wouldn't have that problem either.
Harpy20 24
5- like Fritzl?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
She said it, not me. I think insinuating that someone is going to lock someone in a "sex dungeon" is ridiculous, no matter how hurtful the joke I personally don't see that in any way relating to something that serious, and even if the op's boyfriend is a dick, making that leap seems insane to me, which is why I commented that. I realize now that it is more serious than I would have imagined, but I don't see it being to the levels of abuse and cruelty that so many commenters seem to be implying. I guess none of you have ever laughed at people getting hurt in YouTube videos or anything, and those millions of people who enjoy that are all "abusive" for laughing at that kind of stuff. I would never cause someone pain for my own pleasure, but I seriously doubt the guy meant to cause her "emotional scarring" and any other mental anguish. I have problems way more serious than a fear of spiders, but I can still take a ******* joke. You guys need to lighten up :P
happle 21
Just because something seems funny doesn't make it right. A bunch of younger boys thought it would hilarious to punch my head once, but I couldn't lay on that side of it for over a week afterwards.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You're right, I guess it is a pretty douchey thing to do. Maybe I haven't been taking people's emotions serious enough, I guess this kind of bullying could be as bad as physical abuse for some people. I hope I haven't offended anyone by laughing at this, I guess I just need to keep my dark side to myself? ;)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No worries, I guess I'm just ranting a bit today. Glad we can all be civil!
xNephilim 19
I don't think he's emotionally abusive... He probably just doesn't realize how bad an actual phobia is, because people trivialize them all the time. "OMG, I, like, have a school phobia!" Yeah, with that kind of stuff going around, a lot of people don't realize how horrible actual phobias are... He probably thinks OP just kind of freaks out when she sees a spider. Still kind of douchey though.
aardvarkish 17
I'm with 5.
crammer1 6
Someone who gets entertainment from your fear or pain does not love you. It shows a lack of empathy and is also a trait of a psychopath. Trust me, he'll be looking for more fun ways to entertain himself with you. I suggest getting out while you can.
capslockisgood 19
Anyone who derives pleasure from the pain of others is a psychopath? Please explain why action and horror movies are popular and why colosseums were built to show gladiators fight.
unknown_user5566 27
63- #6 said it was a TRAIT of being a psychopath, which I believe is correct.
Harpy20 24
63- psychologically speaking, it is a red flag.
TurquoiseJesus 15
6- How the flying **** did you get that he doesn't love OP, just because he is messing with her? I don't know a single person on earth who hasn't made a joke or some form of entertainment by exploiting the weaknesses of others. If I hide around the corner and pop out and scare my girlfriend, because I know she freaks out every time I do it, does that mean I don't love her? Because if that's your mindset, then frankly, you must be a very boring person.
SpartanMerc 18
I don't think changing the background on a phone to a scarry spider is all that serious, like the comment up a couple of notches, it's through the safety of a screen, its not an actual spider in her hand, how can it hurt her? And i know some of you would say psychologically, but thats a load of bologna, i doubt very much that any accredited psychologist or therapist reads these, and if so, they know that laughing at the misfortune of others (as FML is made for) is not cause for red flags or warnings of psychopathic behavior.
naturalbadassnba 11
Asshole! Dump him
lilhellian 27
The "dump him" comments almost never get thumbed up.. *isn't going to waste the ammo on this..*
twofirstnames 12
It's not cool to mess with people's phobias. I used to have a weird phobia of those ferby (however they're spelled) toys and my family would chase me around with them and scare me to death. It sucks :p I know how ya feel OP.
Mauskau 36
Furbies are coming back. They're about £50 though and look the same as they used to, probably still as useless. I don't remember mine much as I dropped it down a flight of stairs (I was 3 or 4) but it didn't do much, just had a moving beak and was a hard soft toy :(
brittanyann2013 12
I had the same phobia, i still hate those things though.
lilhellian 27
51 Part of it had to with the creepiness and the movie "The Gremlims"
skizza_fml 3
They scare me, those things are the spawn of the devil and the creatures in your nightmares, even scarier now that they have LED eyes, imagine them glowing in the dark, also they can now become evil and have tails, my sister brought one of the new ones recently, I hate it, and she never uses it despite spending $70 AUS on it
ICastillo 25
I don't have a phobia of them, but they are ******* creepy!
itawebbies 8
Tell someone else to unlock your phone then change the password. hopefully he won't be doing it anymore after that
OldMemoriesFade 8
That's just mean, and for him to laugh, is even worse. Don't let him touch your phone anymore. Communication is key, so try expressing how you feel to him? (:
TurquoiseJesus 15
I think it would be worse if he didn't laugh, because then he would have done it for the sole purpose of being mean. By laughing, he made the being 'mean' part just a side repercussion of the entertainment.