Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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domovix 3
I've seen many reactions to someone confessing feelings, but never a threat to sue O_o
TupniTuptuo 29
Counter sue her for emotional distress?
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Comments (61)
domovix 3
I've seen many reactions to someone confessing feelings, but never a threat to sue O_o
RpiesSPIES 27
I'm going to sue you for utilizing logic.
B_CeouL 12
You should sue her for trying to sue you
waffule365 16
This is after all AMERICA!
BlakesHonestLie 8
You're doing it wrong.. It's 'Murica!
Welshite 40
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
#21: No, it is not 'Murica. I believe you need a remedial class in elementary geography. Might I suggest a basic English course as well?
molzipan 16
#22 Might I suggest you removing that stick from your ass?
ptoka 20
After this little aside... Maybe OP expressed his feelings using hand motions and slight petting? That's always the best way to show feelings after all...
israelnotjacob 20
If that was her response she's clearly not as good of a person as you perceived her to be. Just consider it a blessing you found out before having an actual relationship with her.
dmoran20 27
The sad part is that if she really wanted to she could, not that it would do much more than waste everyone's time and money. I remember going to New York years back, as I was getting in a friends car some kid walked in front of the car and just stood there saying hit me and I'll sue, my buddy told me that this kid was serious and his parents were 10 feet away watching. After about 10 mins sitting there they (the kid and his family) finally gave up and walked to another car saying the same thing. Some people will do anything for a life long free ride.
GoodLookingGeese 10
I will sue you all for writing too much crap around here ;)
hodula1 19
I'm thinking she probably meant she would press charges if OP didn't leave her alone. Obviously doesn't understand the difference between suing someone and pressing charges.
Kamon97 23
Every woman on this planet is crazy in some way it's a lesson we all have to learn the hard way
martinez121797 15
Wow just forget about her
Mideoyeo 12
I actually think OP should tell her to follow through with suing him. He'd win and who knows, he might be lucky enough to get by university using the money he won.
BjgUsername 12
How in the hell would he get money from that? Her case won't hold (obviously) but it's not like the judge will reward financial compensation for his troubles. If anything he'll lose money from hiring a lawyer
oj101 33
#66 - 59 is probably referring to the British system - where the winner takes it all, and the loser pays the winners legal fees. OP could sue for defamation or emotional trauma, just saying.
ksks1234 33
I am pretty sure she would just be wasting her money, so tell her to go for it. She seems a little dramatic, so at least you avoided that. Good luck in finding a better girl, shouldn't be that hard. :)
TupniTuptuo 29
Counter sue her for emotional distress?
AKGirlinSD 20
Good thinking! OP will never be able to approach a woman because of this psycho bitch.
annunaki_fml 11
hahaha pre-law?
mangoboy1 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yeeeaaaaaa MERICA!!!!
Welshite 40
Right, my patience with this stereotypical label has all but vanished. Please ATTEMPT to comment using more than two brain cells at a time. Thanks...
Mr_Satan 11
get over yourself welshite, we all know how to spell america, its called a joke... if you dont like it, then dont laugh, no reason to get all butthurt about it
MrSassypants 34
More than two? I don't think I have that many. Well, time to hit the road then.
FMLshark 12
29: That's not even what Welshite was ranting about. At all. Not once did they refer to their spelling being the reason their comment was so stupid. So, in the words that were just spoken, "please ATTEMPT to comment using more than two brain cells at a time".
ihaveasushicat 24
America? Maybe Apple. they sue everyone.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
34- Except, um, that IS what she's ranting about. "Might I suggest a remedial English course?" From an earlier comment. She's upset at the "label" of 'Murica. Kindly refrain from insulting others, please.
angeluv_2014 22
34- Yes, he was commenting about spelling or something else incredibly hard-up. You would know that if you'd read his reply to the first comment. And welshite- Maybe try taking some of your own advice? "'Murica" is a joke from iFunny (another popular website for people with a sense of humor... I wouldn't recomend it to you considering you don't have one). If you don't get a joke, that's okay. Just realize that you do not know everything and get the **** over yourself. Nuff said
angeluv_2014 22
Although, mangoboy's comment is really lame. Just sayin' lol
profligatesoul 18
You may have come on a little strong. Who knows what she could sue you for though.
GetHardOrGoHome 7
Coming on too strong can be a sexual harassment law suit in a heartbeat
BubbleGrunge 18
Hmmmm I wanna say I'm sorry OP but consider yourself lucky. Crazy usually doesn't express itself until you're already roped in.
pmadNess 16
Funny how good they are at playing normal in the beginning. Then they get comfy and the wild ride begins!
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Maybe you came on too strong and stalkerish.
emag_eht 18
"I've been watching you from afar" is cute but "I've been watching you for months" is kinda creepy.
lilhellian 27
America, home of the brave and land of the lawsuits..
Welshite 40
So that's what that crinkling noise was... Apparently, they've papered the streets with lawsuits. I applaud their efforts, but what a horribly inefficient way to recycle.
monnanon 14
who crawled up your ass and died?
Phoebe_Buffay 14
It's just the American thing to do.... "They said hi. MOM CALL PEOPLE'S COURT!"
angeluv_2014 22
Love your pic, username, and bio- I freakon' love friends :D