Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was told I would not be getting the job I was offered because I failed my drug test. They never gave me a drug test. FML
Today, I'm a proud non drug user, but I trusted an oat cookie at my brother's birthday, which was loaded with pot. Tomorrow is our mandatory drug screening at work, my job is government based, and I worked my ass off to get it. Anyone who tests positive or misses the test is sacked immediately. FML
Today, my boss decided to have the whole staff drug tested and fire everyone who failed. Out of an original staff of 14 people, only my boss, two coworkers and I remain. I now have four times my normal workload and am seriously thinking maybe I should've said "Yes" to drugs. FML
Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML
Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, I had to resign from my job because I tested positive for drugs. I've never taken drugs. FML
Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML
Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML
Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
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This warrants a call to the school district... your privacy seems to have been compromised.
jensen21 19
I know quite a few kids that do drugs that don't look sketchy at all. How would they be able to tell for sure if someone did drugs without testing them first?
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Sir_Swaggington 6
You idiot. You can't determine whether someone does drugs based on looks alone. Most people try to hide it.
iamthunder 4
So ... did you pass the test?
baref00tmama 15
And what would be the criterion for "sketchy-looking", OP? Offbeat clothes? Odd haircut? Bad teeth? Shy loner types? So all those popular steroid-using jocks can get away with it, but the kids who are already on society's fringes in high school will be further marginalized by profiling and drug testing? Stay in school, OP-you need it.
Kc1001 14
Seriously? not cool.
wewe20 9
Profiling people is the way we do things now? Lucky me, i won't get drug tested since I look like that straight A student...even though my blood level 50% thc
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Well no wonder. Your survey answer was as helpful as a staph infection
FelicityWishes 32
Why don't you just shut up and do it?
hitalldude 9
You were randomly selected... It's illegal to profile people. They would've thrown away your survey OP, hate to tell you.