unlucky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
mikeycoco
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Classic move
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sick sex, dude
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Anonymous
Paris, France 🌶️ Spicy
Some people are into that sort of thing
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Embrace your kink
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Anonymous
Santa Barbara, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You sure you wanna do this?
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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xstream 5
doesn't matter had sex
dookiedoo 0
How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?
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Comments (183)
ttznbeer 0
That's easy...don't swallow
pere 11
Maybe the sex was just that bad?
canzonetta 16
Maybe you should try starting to find vomit arousing, then it's a win-win situation!
Izabushel 65
Happens to me if I move to much during sex. End up with D&V for 24 hours after. Lucky my husband does not mind if I lay still. But I have Crohns D, which accounts for my problem.
vannaxo 0
Get a better looking partner
venoman37 4
You have motion sickness
pntgirl95 14
Your allergic :(
capnbzarr 43
Consult a doctor. I'm guessing this is a psychiatric ailment. Are you Catholic? Do you think sex is dirty?
BITEMYASS 6
Being catholic, i feel a need to point something out here.... we dont believe sex is dirty, just that it should be saved for marriage. please try to be less ignorant before posting things about a whole religious group, thanks.
capnbzarr 43
Exactly: you think fornication is dirty. I stand by my comment. BTW, how "Christian" can you really be with a username like "BITEMYASS". Shouldn't you be turning the other "cheek"? On second thought, please don't.
shrdlu 28
You mean that's not SUPPOSED to happen?
Kingrat3154 4
*opens second window to google*