Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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xstream 5
doesn't matter had sex
dookiedoo 0
How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?
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Comments (183)
mattorama 15
Try a different position.
Bubblerider 3
Worth it.
2011mommy 0
I've heard that if you or your partner has had many partners then that will make someone or yourself sick.
kristen69 0
How do we know if it's a male or female?? I'd still go see a doctor either way.
_moden_ 6
That's also known as female ejaculation.
chels1994 11
worth it
BrotherTheo 31
*shrugs* Could actually be an allergy. try a lambskin condom.
RedPillSucks 33
Or just the lamb?
Ray_of_midnight 23
careful, lambskin condoms don't protect against STDs. HIV in particular is small enough to slip through the pores. There are other non-latex condoms that do protect against STDs including HIV. The most common material for them is polyurethane, but there are others. read the packages carefully.
WinterSanctity 21
I'd go see a doctor, change type of condom you use (if you use one) (maybe you have a latex allergy) and see if what you eat is making you vomit. (not eating could also do that)
zinnath 9
Maybe women disgust you, try having sex with a guy at least once and see what happens. If you puke then it's just you and it was experimental so your still straight. But if you don't puke then start listening to lady gaga cause you my friend are gay.
fo_86 0
Anxiety maybe?