unlucky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
mikeycoco
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Classic move
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sick sex, dude
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Anonymous
Paris, France 🌶️ Spicy
Some people are into that sort of thing
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Embrace your kink
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Anonymous
Santa Barbara, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You sure you wanna do this?
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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xstream 5
doesn't matter had sex
dookiedoo 0
How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?
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Comments (183)
sknhdchick 4
OP you must be real short to get your tonsils tickled every time you have sex
MarjoCupcake 11
BUT I CRIED THE WHOLE TIME! Doesn't matter had sex. I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A RACIST! Doesn't matter had sex. SHE PUT A BAG ON MY HEAD! Still counts! Why you so good Lonely
Quasar55_fml 18
Real life Stan Marsh
MarjoCupcake 11
*Why you so goodThe Lonely Island?
DocBastard 40
Maybe you shouldn't always have sex with hideously ugly trolls that smell like rotting garbage.
fangz_fml 6
Holy shit man!! You really are the unluckiest guy ever...
fangz_fml 6
God damn!!! Maybe is the pussy, it could be "expired" XD
joaxim 4
I'm sure there are some people who are into that kinda thing and would love your gift.
metallicshadow 16
ideal for couples with emetophilia
Poetaster 10
Bad gag reflex?