Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
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Top comments
nicknesser 0
Hey maybe he's into that shit.
Wuhuh 0
At least he can take shit from you.
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Comments (52)
EvilDoll 7
aaaah how romantic in before "what a shitty day" and other puns ;)
godlybacon 5
Indeed, that's a sticky situation.
GiddyXD 0
hm I smell something funny about this. :D
HaloReachIsCool 6
You know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* Shit Happens!
nathan5 0
You know what they say... *puts on sunglasses* Shut up. lol
nicknesser 0
Hey maybe he's into that shit.
form434 5
rofl!
nirenna 6
good one!
atticuz 2
your bf just wants to take care of you... awww..
beetman5 4
4 - lmao
Wuhuh 0
At least he can take shit from you.
BoColors 0
lmao^
Shinigumi 0
man... you are in deep shit D:
perdix 31
He must be pretty desperate if he stays while you are puking all over the place and ******** yourself. He's either hopelessly in love or some scat-vomit fetish weirdo. A normal guy would have gone home or checked into a nearby hotel until you got your bowels in check.
FYLDeep 26
It's just a shame he didn't have a cup ready when she was about to lose control of her bowels. They could have re-enacted his favorite 2g1c scene.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Ew
romano07 0
that's some serious shit ya got there! =/
valri3 0
Or maybe he's just loves that shit.
macskapingvin 0
YDI for being ill! Toughen up, you pansy!
meploLol 0
I got sick like that before I know how that must suck I was on the toilet all night with a bucket in my lap.
DarksideDoll 31
Same. Hope your tummy feels better OP! :)