Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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xstream 5
doesn't matter had sex
dookiedoo 0
How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?
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Comments (183)
Ray_of_midnight 23
You should definitely see a doctor. If a doctor rules out a physical condition then see a therapist. As some have waggishly suggested, if all of these encounters have been with the same person, it could also be your partner. It's rare but not unheard of for people to be allergic to something on their partner, or allergic to their partner's bodily fluids. Good luck OP, this really sucks. :-(
AshleyTesla 0
Edison? Hahah he didn't do shit!
shotgunman89 3
maybe all the rocking and movement is making you sea sick
barbiesaurus 0
Maybe you're hooking up with the wrong gender.
chickenpie90 16
Awww :S
spoiledbabi1026 3
I did when too when I first got pregnant. Kinda ruined the mood and staying in bed to cuddle didn't really work but eventually it went away:)
BuckNekkid 22
maybe u shouldn't swallow
aririkadoto 0
Omg maybe you're just pregnant?
ajjucool 0
you swallow?
bryce978 0
O_o