unlucky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
mikeycoco
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
Anon
🌶️ Spicy
Classic move
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sick sex, dude
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Anonymous
Paris, France 🌶️ Spicy
Some people are into that sort of thing
Today, I was having rough sex when I breathed too heavily with a dry throat, and puked on the bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Embrace your kink
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Foxy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Anonymous
Santa Barbara, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband wanted me to "spice up" our sex life. I guess he didn't count on me vomiting when he came in my mouth. We won't be getting intimate again for a long, long time now. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You sure you wanna do this?
Today, my husband finally was ready to have sex, even though he feels it's a bit weird because I'm pregnant. Due to morning sickness, I threw up all over him. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
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xstream 5
doesn't matter had sex
dookiedoo 0
How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?
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Comments (183)
leadman1989 16
When someone tells you to sit and spin they aren't being literal.
N3766 20
Puke is ****** too, it makes your stomach feels better.
False_Stupidity 42
That's an odd way to look at it, but kind of true! .. I'll never think of orgasms or puking in quite the same way now.
nicole86 8
Last time that happened to me, it ended up being because I was pregnant... Yea, umm, maybe you should see a doctor && take a pregnancy test...
armyofficerwife 0
Not if it's been since day one. Your not going to start pregnancy symptoms that fast. That could just be a problem with OP's digestive system.
nicole86 8
Yea. If we knew specifics it would be a little easier to determine those kinds of things. We don't even know if OP is a chick or dude.. That's me assuming they are of the female gender due to my experience with a similar situation. They just need to go to the doc.
okieraider71 4
you are anemic. when you have an orgasim you have lost too much blood (not during sex) and it makes you sick. go to a doctor
LydiaTankian 6
Why did this get a thumbs down? It sounds about right. Looks like OP's iron may be running low. Happens to me too.
kristen69 0
I was gonna comment this good thing I read first. :) great minds think alike.
HunterAlpha1 8
but you also lose blood when you vomit. or is that just me? maybe i should lay off the liquor.
lovejuju 3
Do you get motion sickness? Happens to a lady in this movie I once saw. "woman on top", starring Penelope Cruz.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I was about to recommend some Meclizine. Lol
maphineRAWRS 10
He must be well endowed if he can trigger your gag reflex from all the way down there!
TheSithAssassin 15
Why would that exclude males?
leadman1989 16
23 26 49 Gay guys?
newmandotcom 6
Love the way you think....I'm well endowed....lol
BFit 0
Nice!
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe he meant that his parents left him a lot of money...
forthepainx3 0
some people are into that
EvilCupcake8361 9
I don't know about you but I think puking after sex sounds pretty unpleasant
GameOver008 1
Make sure not to puke on whoever ur doing. Oh and no more drinking for u mister!
columbiancoffeei 6
that could be a sign of a cardiovascular problwm you may want to go to the doctor and explain that you throw up after rigorous activities
jobsman99 0
Guess you should not insist on deep throating your man or allowing him to shive it down your throat till you get your gag reflex perfected. Practice. Practice. Practice.