Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public restroom with my one-year old. I had no idea he could reach the lock until he opened the door and ran out. In my haste to catch him, I not only peed all over my pants that were still around my ankles, I faceplanted on the nasty, moist bathroom floor. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML
Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML
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snippyxD 7
Damn that sucks Dude but Face it.. Its just what kids Do!
SaraJun 5
lmao youre a dad named jasmine?
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GoddessDigi 12
Don't worry, next time you know! And it's a good idea. My daughter is also 19 months and while we've not officially started, I let her watch me and she knows what to do, so soon I'll be taking the diapers away. :)
GoddessDigi 12
Don't worry, next time you know! And it's a good idea. My daughter is also 19 months and while we've not officially started, I let her watch me and she knows what to do, so soon I'll be taking the diapers away. :)
megaaann_fml 9
Is your son related to Bear Grylls?
megaaann_fml 9
Too old? I'm sorry...
MisterEx 28
Let's just hope your son doesn't develop a fetish for water sports later on.
mack_the_knife 3
Now you have a story to tell when he brings his first serious girlfriend home and you feel the sudden urge to revenge for the teen years with him.
GypsyRover 0
Put a Cheerio in the bowl and have him aim for it. Or show him that he can make bubbles when he pees. It worked for my son. ;-)
btstig 11
The wife and I did the same thing. Cheerios "mang" Shit works.
RedHotMom26 3
Lmao!!!
andoprime 4
I bet your son never does that again.
CrazyManNo9 29
Diapers for baby through toddler: $1249 Potty chair for training: $89 Raising child to adulthood: $389,000 Letting child grab your penis and spray everything and everyone: Priceless! I think it was a good idea. Execution? FAIL! Too funny...
jrtepechis 6
Potty chairs aren't that expensive .
TipOfTheHat 10
Encore! Encore! Good job dad!