Kids: Training day

Training day

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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snippyxD 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:49

Damn that sucks Dude but Face it.. Its just what kids Do!

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Thursday 10 November 2011 8:58

lmao youre a dad named jasmine?

Comments

MassiveBalls 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 17:37

This is disturbing! Don't u hold ur ****-stick when u take a leak? How did a baby get a hold of this?

iredbone 10

Friday 11 November 2011 6:08

damn.. u fine!

tkalaric 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 18:44

Okay R-Kelly calm down.......

tkalaric 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 18:44

Okay R-Kelly calm down.......

kitsune_bloo 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 19:43

lmao! Nice try dad. Give you an A for effort. Although you were a little off target there. no pun intended.

cj7geojeep 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 20:26

95. He's a goddam infant! Someone should slap the hell out of you for being a stupid ******* jackass for slapping infants who don't even know right or wrong. Thank you