Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
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Govester 4
I'm thinking that even though you got punched in the stomach that is still a "win" on your half.
1PaulyD 9
I work in a car shop and I would love to work as a nurse now that you put it that way haha
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Comments (220)
j_cat187 20
I don't even know you but I got your back.
beckyxD 13
I feel like this is a FYL and YDI moment lol
solosohigh 15
some people are just so insecure and unhappy with themselves that they have to take it out on a complete stranger.
nicopasselebac2 0
Don't take it out on a complete stranger otherwise you might not go to heaven! Find him or his family and get proper payback - if you are lucky he may have children! Enjoy it. If you love yourself and enjoyed your actions, you know you deserve heaven.
Honestly_Lainey 21
STRANGER DANGER!!
kaymi 17
There are some hot male nurses at my job. And yes they get all the attention, especially since it cuts down the high estrogen ratio...you picked a good profession. Take that punch for the team! I'm sure there is at least one female wouldn't mind nursing you back to health.
Nutz101 7
You still burned him
pexy_fml 16
No words could describe his frustration
Calyx_fml 22
You're both mechanics of a sort. Cars, people, it's all fixing stuff.
RedPillSucks 33
Ohhh!!! New title! Yeah. I'm a body mechanic *keith stone stance*
anarchist884 9
Haha I think you hit a nerve! Not to sound like your mum but be careful when antagonizing someone willing to punch you.... :O
NIRVANA1990s 1
hahaha good one :D