Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
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Govester 4
I'm thinking that even though you got punched in the stomach that is still a "win" on your half.
1PaulyD 9
I work in a car shop and I would love to work as a nurse now that you put it that way haha
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Comments (220)
MetalOcelot 5
You know you've won the argument when the other person starts hitting you - it's 'cause they don't know how to respond. Don't worry, you'll have all the sexy nurses to take care of you, and he'll still be stuck with all the sweaty guys :D
Kathts7 12
You are my hero xD
LittleDevil01 4
The truth always hurts...
jim_bolicious 4
Your life doesn't suck dude, it's kinda like taking home economics in high school.
boredinnapoleon 0
I would have punched you too
robc32ca 4
I think you got him dead to rights and his need to confront you was to compensate for his own sexuality.
jonwassing 3
Some people have a tough time with the truth. And homophobia apparently... Where the hell did this whole "have to be gay to be anything less than a doctor in a hospital" bs come from anyways? RTs and RNs work together a lot and the work is TOUGH. Nothing namby pamby about it.
phrenetickane 4
The truth hurts. Guess he felt he had to hurt you back.
xerdxerd 1
have you learnt nothing from Traevon story? You can shoot him if he attacks first! Especially if he's black!
alexcasserly 3
Haha nice oneee