Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
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Top comments
Govester 4
I'm thinking that even though you got punched in the stomach that is still a "win" on your half.
1PaulyD 9
I work in a car shop and I would love to work as a nurse now that you put it that way haha
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Comments (220)
j_cat187 20
Stupid people argue with their fists.
nicopasselebac2 0
Use a gun instead.
MRosellini 2
Hahaha! You got some brass balls man. Congrats
RockstarRN 10
Haha! Oh so true!
LoganKlier 0
worth is
Big_T360 6
Male nurse: 1 garage worker: 0
rammy125 4
Hit him back. Don't just stand there and take it like a little bitch.... Maybe that was his point. Real men know how and when to hit back
RedPillSucks 33
Why stop at hitting? Whip out your gun and blast the mother f**ker!!!! Real men don't need to threaten violence. Real men don't need to retaliate violently. Real men are capable of taking the "high road".
AH1Zviper 15
^ True dat. And yes, I did mean to spell that wrong.
perdix 31
I'd like to hang around sexy nurses, but since I'd have to give enemas and shave people's 'nads, it just wouldn't be worth it.
bookbrace 6
That's not all nurses do; yes we do those kind of things sometimes but often we're talking with patients, insuring they understand treatments, make sure doctors aren't prescribing something that would hurt the patient and we deal constantly with people who think nurses don't do anything
Fang17 3
Way to go, work with chicks way to be!!
cannabliss96 0
Even though u got punched u still win :)
BunnyRose 11
**** his life, not yours