Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
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Govester 4
I'm thinking that even though you got punched in the stomach that is still a "win" on your half.
1PaulyD 9
I work in a car shop and I would love to work as a nurse now that you put it that way haha
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Comments (220)
stevenmx86 8
Good point OP! Way to tell them!
cdsg23 15
That's the same reason guys should be cheerleaders. I always wonder why that argument never works on teenage boys.
jaredofmo 22
I clicked "your life sucks" for the punch, but that, overall, was a WIN.
ulisesvm 3
Nice comeback.Truth hurts, I'd say the other dude was out of words to convey his pain. :D
CooganLee 0
Still a win for you mate, so not to worry.
shrdlu 28
GREAT comeback line, OP! Worth submitting to Reader's Digest or a nursing magazine. I suppose it could also be flipped around for women in male-dominated fields. You'll recover from the punch (soon I hope), but that mechanic will probably have lingering doubts about himself and his job for much much longer.
SexySaxMann 0
I think you won anyways.
Fasterkill 6
Why is being gay such an awful ******* thing to be?
noisebox 1
Ever heard of the expression that s so gay
trobby1 3
Way to go OP!!!
pandaRanda 0
Definitely a hater(: keep on enjoying them nurses (;