Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
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Top comments
Govester 4
I'm thinking that even though you got punched in the stomach that is still a "win" on your half.
1PaulyD 9
I work in a car shop and I would love to work as a nurse now that you put it that way haha
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Comments (220)
tayyyyyandlexi 7
You had that coming smartass.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
The truth hurts. Nice comeback! Enjoy the sexy nurses playa!
J3NNI3LYNN 9
Win
theangelfromhell 6
Heh, this was such a WIN before you got punched in the stomach! Hehe :)
dimplesimone 8
F*ck him, male nurses are hot ;)
lokman_fml 7
Just let your sexy nurses kiss it better. Who knows what'll happen after that?
fml849 7
Hey at least you managed to come up with a good answer!
Haybo1774 0
That guy is an idiot. He is just jealous because your paycheck is 4x what his is, and you get to work with pretty nurses don't sweat it. :P
Aliicat16 9
What a douche. When they know they lost all they can do is punch you.
FuckYourProblems 6
And you just let him?