Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML
Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML
Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML
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sniper4613 13
She just wanted the seat for herself
Rainhawk94 27
that girl should get over herself
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sniper4613 13
She just wanted the seat for herself
Sweet_Meli 11
Girls are so self-absorbed these days , get over yourself :/ FYL OP, I'd practically die of embarrassment.
caohm 18
some people are so desperate and lonely inside they must flatter themselves. how sad.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Should've thought of something clever to yell out yourself.
badmandilon 19
I bet the girl had a huge cleavage, but "didn't want any stares at her chest".
vipirius 18
28 how about "What do you mean, there's nothing to stare down at!"
PrimeEvilTahir 24
OP should've said.. 'I don't need to look down her blouse! I'm gay', and then wink at the bus driver to prove his point. ;-)
littlem91 29
I second the gay idea, it was clearly the best way to make it obvious to everyone that she's a lying idiot. Preferably not "I'm gay", more " I don't need to, my boyfriend is enough for me" - sounds less made up on the spot.
raphanne_fml 33
#17 Do you mean like the ones threadjacking the first comment just for a bit of attention? Yeah, I agree.
\ 28
An actual event: Girl: "Hey I heard you have boobies!" Me: "I heard YOU don't." :)
KushCrushin89 10
70- as were you.
raphanne_fml 33
#88 *facekeyboard* Answering someone and threadjacking are two different things. And to answer your profile, no it is not.
tjv3 10
Yeah OP should have yelled stop touching my junk if you didnt want me to stare down your shirt.
Rainhawk94 27
that girl should get over herself
MrSassypants 34
She can't get over herself; her boobs are in the way.
SaintGoobers 19
Some People
dRpRdP 8
feeling sorry for u.. :(
lexie_is_awesome 7
People are so inconsiderate
WellThatSucked89 13
Just as I feel it is inconsiderate for people to have run on sentences, OP. Hate the situation for ya, but lets use less commas from now on :)
provei 11
How are those run on sentences? They're long, but they're grammatically correct. Without the commas they would be run ons.
SoliDSt33L 33
I agree with provei; they are grammatically correct. WellThatSucked89, you should consider researching an example of a run-on sentence. I understood, corrected, and mastered run-on sentences during my intermediate years of schooling. If one were to rid the commas of the FML, it would look like a jumbled mess of words.
SarMarJo 17
#65, 1. You're wrong. 2. This is FML, not English class.
taziiscool 5
She was probably desperate to flatter herself
spluver0005 17
Wow sorry. Too many girls think all the attention is always on them
hershelLayton 13
That's in their rule book for how to be a ho
Espolax 8
That is just down right wrong of her
anjila77 6
You pervert! Haha you should have just told her politely " mam i was doing no such thing, i think you have yourself in a state of paranoia" or just a "get over yourself lady" would have worked fine
happle 21
Evidently, that didn't work.
dRpRdP 8
true n they get favour from others too