Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
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Govester 4
I'm thinking that even though you got punched in the stomach that is still a "win" on your half.
1PaulyD 9
I work in a car shop and I would love to work as a nurse now that you put it that way haha
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Comments (220)
egc573 40
Don't worry. It was a momentary FML for you (unless he punched you hard enough to damage something). His life is ****** the rest of the time. Also, I'm not a very litigious person, but if you ever see him again, you should sue the heck out of him. He seems to have some major anger issues.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
One cannot simply sue just because someone has anger issues...
Senseless_487 29
Ah, but you can file assault charges. Just saying.
Purplefluff 6
But he doesn't even know the guy's name
nicopasselebac2 0
Just get back at him. Does he have kids or family? Be creative and above all enjoy it.
somewizdom 15
You simply cannot reason with alpha male douche bags.
soccergurrll 8
Guess he was jealous
iLucero 11
That means.. You won the argument.
Yarrachel 16
When I was a kid I went to a home run daycare run by a man. He used to get all kinds of crap for doing a so called woman's job, although for him the problem was more that people assumed he was either a pedophile or incredibly incompetent, because no man could possibly enjoy just taking care of kids and be good at it.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I hate that some people automatically assume that guys who enjoy taking care of children are pedophiles :| I guess it just shows how narrow-minded a lot of society is today.
Yarrachel 16
One of my mom's coworkers made such an assumption but said that it might not be as bad because I was a girl. I don't know if she meant that a pedophile would not go after a girl, or that me being sexually abused would not be as bad because it least it was still heterosexual, but either way it was a messed up and ignorant thing to say.
TheDrifter 24
It's a statistics thing. For some reason, an overwhelming majority of non family pedophilia cases are honosexual. I guess it's a cultural thing, pedos seem to prefer their own daughters, but other peoples sons.
Shrike 24
The majority of pedophiles tend to be straight women or men actually. I think the choice to go after the same sex is more to do with it being easier to get unsupervised access to them, or because stupid people are less likely to believe anyone who comes forward about the abuse. I dunno, it's been a while since I had to read about this stuff.
may651 14
Good come back man. :)
ActionManly 11
Guy sounds like a thuggish prick
ManInTheMachine 20
It's all good OP! At the end of the day, yout still have the sexy nurses. Just go into work after hours and let then tend to your bruising. ...over a little champagne, of course. Then things will get interesting...
ManInTheMachine 20
*you *them. Stupid Androids...
Epsilonyx 15
Nothing beats proving you overshadow a "macho man's" masculinity. Go male nurses!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Some people just can't handle the truth ;) Bet it was worth it, though! X)