Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with the change I got back after buying a ball. After having waited in line for around twenty minutes, I was told that only credit cards were allowed. I'd left my wallet in my car because I thought I didn't need it. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
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Top comments
comment_fml 0
better than the other way around, I guess
RitzBitzFei 1
Hey, at least it was the banknote and not your credit card.
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Comments (44)
nwater 0
Your an idiot
kylek61294 1
*You're an idiot.
areakiller525 9
You're an idiot
Acesarcasm 0
wtf is a banknote?
Zangetsu67 5
I do believe a back note is paper money
super_sooshi 0
Wow.
ohhhiiii 0
who cares about the banknote dude r u serious
agentx52 13
The banknote is the $20...that's why this is an FML.
dan81892 2
it was only 20 dollars... how did this get approved?
nazooer 11
Wow..
24788 7
3# Banknote is money. :P
comment_fml 0
better than the other way around, I guess
RitzBitzFei 1
Hey, at least it was the banknote and not your credit card.
Panda_fuzz 0
Uhm 20$...if u withdrew 100$ u might get alil fml but 20..