Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
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Top comments
bluejello2001 18
I'll never understand this weird social pressure to have sex/lose your virginity. If you want to, good for you. If you're a virgin into your 20s or 30s or later, that's literally no one's business but your own (okay, and your doctor's).
Wadlaen 24
Well, if it's to any comfort I'm 30 and still a virgin, so don't be ashamed, just wait for the right person and everything will be okay. I think it's better to wait for the right one than just jump into bed with someone random just to get it over with...
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Comments (17)
Jonkbaby 23
that's okay, OP. i decided to wait until marriage (i was 25 when I got married)
1gullible_bugger 34
While so many said your life sucks, don't let it get you down. You do you. Who cares if you haven't had sex? Start business is it of anyone else anyways?
Phr0zen 11
I am in my 30s and I tell my doctor I'm not sexually active either. It saves him time as he does not have to worry I'm contracting any ailments that can occur from sexual contact. I'm sure the doctor has heard of his/her other patients who aren't sexually active and I don't think he/she will be gossiping about how you aren't sexually active.
Monica Castillo 11
That’s definitely not a bad thing. Don’t be upset over being a virgin at 24. It’s a damn admirable thing these days.
Pirate10100 4
so? i was 23 for my first time
IHaveThePower 18
There's more to life than sex, trust me. And if you're feeling sexually unsatisfied...they make a WIDE range of fun solo toys these days.