Today, a student turned in homework she copied off an online answer key. The wrong key. My students are too stupid to cheat right. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I collected my students' final essays. One of them submitted a printout of a screenshot he took with his phone. Too bad a browser address bar was still in the shot, along with a "click to read more" link at the bottom. My students are too dumb and lazy to even plagiarize properly. FML
Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML
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Tripartita 45
“George Washington was appointed president of America in: hypotenuse.”
Allie614032 34
Maybe that'll teach them a lesson. At least know the subject partially so you can tell if you're cheating wrong ;)
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Allie614032 34
Maybe that'll teach them a lesson. At least know the subject partially so you can tell if you're cheating wrong ;)
Tripartita 45
“George Washington was appointed president of America in: hypotenuse.”
exileonmainst 16
Not to forget that the sum of the squares of the catheti equals the square of Paul Revere warning about the british.
Lobby_Bee 18
One stupid student, doesn't mean all of them are stupid.
JustHereToSayYDI 11
This reminds me of a girl who cheated on a calculus test. Thing is, we had two versions of the test with version A for every other person and B for the others. She knew this. But she still copied from the person next to her.
corky1992 33
When I was in high school a girl tried cheating in German class by using a translation site. She probably wouldnt have gotten caught if she hadn't done it in French instead. Lmao. The teacher kept it as an example on what not to do. Thats what you should do with this student's work lol.
justalexis00 8
i’ve seen people do this. it’s baffling. you have to have SOME sense to know that Abraham Lincoln is NOT “the powerhouse of the cell”.
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16
I don’t mean to play devils advocate but 1 small note: if you’re the teacher and you’re students are stupid isn’t that more to do with you?