Smokey9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
testacular
Plymouth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Bad ********
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Anonymous
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
cookscatastrophy
United States
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Top comments
herotime 7
dumb ass
JiggaJayZ 16
Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.
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Comments (420)
krystal1609 4
to much free time???
CAM241 0
why would you even think about letting a flame near your pubes? your a ******* idiot
jessie0621 0
gasoline should never be used as a lube.... dumbass
silvershadow13 3
"Still"? Have you done this before?
ajeyness 10
when was it not flammable?
MissyBoo13 0
I have always wanted to know that...
rdvfyubuyg 1
"Today, I smelled something burning in the house. I followed the burning smell only to find my child's Pubic hair on fire. FML"
allison2640 4
Fire crotch?
Cocoman100 0
why would u want fire there meant
allison2640 4
Fire crotch
Cocoman100 0
why would fire anywhere near that area a anyways??