Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
Well, I guess now you know Victoria's dirty secret.
RichardPencil 32
Some dudes would pay a lot of money for that treatment!
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Comments (57)
Lady_Spaghetti 36
Didn't you hear, OP? A daily dose of "what the ****" is good for you.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
Trauma!! I'm so sorry! Ahhh!!
TheLawtman 3
WTF Do females do in changing rooms?
Lalala579121 28
...Change? And steal underwear.
AverageAvarice 23
Usually the standard sailor moon transformation, sometimes your panties do get away from you. It's hard to contain all that moon prism power.
icefishbaby 14
If you're going to steal underwear, I feel like throwing dirty panties over a changing room stall is the most conspicuous way to do it.
qteabutt 12
I would of called her out on her nastiness.
TheRareDoge 12
Sounds like you had a pissy day OP.
teresaisme 6
DNA will solve this shitty issue! Test it and find the pig.
icefishbaby 14
That wouldn't accomplish anything unless the store keeps every customer's genomic data on file.
Bearsmomma 30
Weird that she left evidence instead of just adding the stolen pair to what she was wearing.
tmj25789 23
I was thinking the same thing. Does not make sense, but a lot of people's actions don't make sense.
justplainawkwrd 22
Look Lifers! *pulls binoculars out of nowhere* That's a run-on sentence! Can anybody tell the rest of the class how to.. um.. not?
littlekellilee 45
The two instances of "whilst" made my eyes hurt.
klutzyduck 2
Yes!! Exactly. This is just poorly written, in an attempt to amp the angst I think. It just seemed overwrought and overly dramatic for what was basically someone throwing underwear in a space you were in. Whilst. I just couldn't take it seriously. The underwear didn't even hit the person, I really was expecting at least a face shot for the dun...dun...dun set up.
captainsmegma 12
As long as they don't stick to the wall your situation is not that bad.
OkitaCockroach 19
I thought your comment was gross, but then I read your name...