Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
Well, I guess now you know Victoria's dirty secret.
RichardPencil 32
Some dudes would pay a lot of money for that treatment!
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Comments (57)
zainman13 26
Long johns are long gone ?
packmanX 4
Did you put them on?
themanontheedge 13
they should be able to get some DNA off of the dirty ones. I hope she is caught for being this DISGUSTING
freedom111 7
Sell them on Craigslist
kuffis 11
if you do, also soak them with your own cocktail so you can ask twice the price for having two women's juices in them
Armeniangirl_fml 15
oh, that's just plain disgusting. Seriously???!!! who thinks they have a right to discuss that????!!
Diegoba12 16
I wonder how dirty it was...
fridsten 5
The thief might very well be in for a nasty surprise herself. New underwear are generally filled with harmful chemicals from manufacturing and should always be washed before worn. I know of people who have gotten seriously ill down there from wearing brand new underwear, so there might be instant karma.
zipJohn 16
The perspective in this FML is a little odd. I didn't realize I was there staring at undies.