fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
KANCHI
Gurgaon, India 🌶️ Spicy
Silver linings
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
say my name
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
lils
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Touched by the Hand of God
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States 🌶️ Spicy
I've got a lot on my mind
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Joanna
🌶️ Spicy
Side dick
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Top comments
sourgirl101 29
If it was "Jesus"!!!!!! It might not be too bad. Anyone else, you're screwed.
twinny_sc 13
I thought the point of divorce was to move on. Silly me and my ridiculous thoughts.
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Comments (107)
owickedme 0
Does he beg to be let in the backdoor?
pike1346 3
it does not matter if he wants to hit the arse. I love hitting the arse and far from gay. grow up douche
sourgirl101 29
If it was "Jesus"!!!!!! It might not be too bad. Anyone else, you're screwed.
docscientist 10
Unless he pronounced it, 'Hey Zeus.'
boatkicker 5
I came in here just to make that same comment, but you beat me to it.
monagro 22
Isn't she 'screwed' anyway?
crystalxa 35
Depending on the name, he probably has some explaining to do!!
macskapingvin 0
Well, in Derbyshire, I'd have expected it to be a sheep's name.
Michael9081 0
ydi for getting married to a fag
mintcar 10
Jack! Ah! Ahhh! Oh, Jack!!! Er...i mean, JackIE!
salooty 0
y jack ?? he could be s bob lol
millionaire93 0
haha if it was s bob I would lmao
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
3rd attempt to post: First, is he in the right hole? Is it someone u know? Also, maybe condoms are a good Idea I'd u haven't been using them.... Lastly, Suprise!! You've been delegated to faghagdom!!!
zebrapattern 6
who cares if it was an androgynous name or not? it still wasn't hers.
Bill3485 3
sorry op, but LOL!
justnbieber 0
doesn't mean he's gay, he might be bisexual and more into males?
Wheredidgrungego 12
I'm bisexual, but OP might want to reconsider her marriage if her husband is screaming out other people's names, regardless of their gender.
daddy15 0
what a fag
justnbieber 0
agreed 41. :)
arkangel5639 0
#21 flmao