fmlalways
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
KANCHI
Gurgaon, India 🌶️ Spicy
Silver linings
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
say my name
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
eeh
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
lils
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Touched by the Hand of God
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Anonymous
Milwaukee, United States 🌶️ Spicy
I've got a lot on my mind
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Joanna
🌶️ Spicy
Side dick
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Top comments
sourgirl101 29
If it was "Jesus"!!!!!! It might not be too bad. Anyone else, you're screwed.
twinny_sc 13
I thought the point of divorce was to move on. Silly me and my ridiculous thoughts.
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Comments (107)
morethanonce 0
Hmm, what has your husband been doing??
mx_17 0
more like *who * has her husband been doing
killatrev 4
learn how to spell.
tboudre 0
maybe he was just thinking of baseball to avoid premature climax.
dapheronixx3 3
awww sucks :(
jessiemay95 0
thats.....interesting. lol
longhair221 0
I think it's a sign ..!
sexycountrygirl0 0
"oohh Billy!" hahaha
tinayoufatlarddd 0
Time to invest in a strap-on.
perdix 31
That's a good start, but if she would get a double mastectomy and one of those butchy, lesbian haircuts, she could almost certainly make that marriage last.
tinayoufatlarddd 0
I think a dusty beaver - s'cuse, I mean Justin Bieber - 'do is in order!
vettle 6
maybe it was his own name!
homesickabortion 2
could've been a unisex name. i'd be more concerned that your husband is a screamer.