Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML
Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
Today, at a party, I walked in on a guy I like fucking a girl. Last week, we attempted to hook up - he'd taken my shirt off then said, "Sorry, this doesn't feel right. I can't do this." I angrily told him, "So she feels right for you, huh?" He replied, "Her gut didn't hang when I took her top off. Now leave us alone." FML
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Top comments
BrandOldDucky 0
What do you expect? You met him at a BAR. Not exactly a classy scene.
Aviva1313 0
Why would you sleep with someone who makes out with other girls in front of you...this could only end badly
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Comments (37)
BrandOldDucky 0
What do you expect? You met him at a BAR. Not exactly a classy scene.
gnattine 11
My parents met at a bar and have been happily married for almost 22 years.
nottelling 0
Agreed with number 1..
Aviva1313 0
Why would you sleep with someone who makes out with other girls in front of you...this could only end badly
Betty7 0
1. Don't sleep with guys that make out with other girls unless you expect this to happen to you. 2. I'm in an 8 month relationship with a guy I met at a bar and we're happy. So there's hope out there!
yay_fml 0
Never expect to get into a serious relationship with someone from a bar. I have never met a single person who had a happy ending from that sort of meeting.
behindenemylines 0
I pick up women all the time at bars.... let the man have his fun and let the woman learn her lesson.
Greenteamextreme 16
Aw... how cute... he thinks hes a big bad ladies man.
tayyymeds 16
You're my kind of people.
WTF93_fml 0
sorry i have to say it but remember what the cop in superbad said about meeting in bars
genius_man16 1
You met this guy at a bar, have known him for a WEEK and are surprised?
BrandOldDucky 0
He doesnt sound like that great of a catch if you ask me... who cares??
Edmund_Dantes 0
You're an idiot in every single line of that post.