Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML
Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
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Top comments
Mookdaruch 0
Didn't you lock the door?
someguy945 0
Wow, the person sitting next to you didn't notice that you got up and went to the bathroom? It's not like there's anywhere else you might have gone.
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Comments (127)
Gothgrl39 0
Haha The toilets are so small on airplanes you don't need to... If you have really long legs like me your knee's work just as good but still LOCK THE DOOR SMART GUY!
Stroggs 0
wait a sec........8 hour flight? On the 8th? Your Live in Massachussets? Gots back at 11pm or so....? Im pretty sure I was on your flight..... D:
khan4rtist 0
youre a dumbass, LOCK THE DOOR NEXT TIME
Gothgrl39 0
Haha #103 are you the poor person that had to sit next to the smarty that can't keep his shitty bumhole to himself? Really sorry OP but I had to get that out... No offence.
Macromartyr 3
Lol when people say "global warming isn't true" or "there's no such thing as global warming" I feel like that would be the same as someone saying "margarine isn't true!" or "there's no such thing as blue". Yeesh, ignorance.
inkblotdrummer 6
YDI didn't u lock the door?
andjnicole19 0
at least you wipe your butt! now stranger does not have to worry about a poop smell(;
DaMan25 4
THAT'S GONNA BE SOOOO AWKWARD. I FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
Lookinforlove10 1
Theres a reason there is a lock on the door and when you lock it, an "occupied" light goes on around the corner that can be seen from the isile.
insomniac8400 13
it's called a lock dumbass