Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, as a broke 19-year-old college student, I thought I could save money by cutting my own hair before a presentation. I did one side fine, got distracted and somehow made the other side two inches shorter. I spent the whole class angling my head like I had a neck injury. FML
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Top comments
zotler 5
Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.
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Comments (93)
greenie213 23
That's hairible!!!
the_sniper 7
that's not very punny
lucyinthesky420 10
Real hair for the win :)
Complaining 13
This is what you get for trying to be cute. You are not cute.
imromabtw 2
cheers baba
s0ulslack 20
I bet it was a blonde hair, no doubt!
Zachthejoker 10
Bet he thought it was cute when you were screaming bloody murderxD. JK, but sorry OP.
nela25 23
Waaa.. how do you.. Just.. Ahh.. No comment. FYL
lelo007 11
I thought society had agreed that a girl "twirling her hair" for attention wasn't cute anymore. No? So maybe THAT'S what I've been doing wrong...
bluimafia 2
You sound like a self obsessed bitch but if you blow good he might buy you shit.
mattorama 15
Hair extensions are the definition of trashy unless you're an adult performer, then it's not your hair that makes you trashy.
Colonel_Lexi 18
69-you're a ******* idiot.
weallfml 3
Lol