Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, as a broke 19-year-old college student, I thought I could save money by cutting my own hair before a presentation. I did one side fine, got distracted and somehow made the other side two inches shorter. I spent the whole class angling my head like I had a neck injury. FML
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Top comments
zotler 5
Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.
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Comments (93)
JumbledGirl 2
Don't be so fake next time
lovethycookies 0
maybe instead of playing with your hair you could have givin him bacon
UltimateGIRness 16
That is the best idea I've heard in a while.Bacon is always better
freakincool 4
That's hilarious! I remember a time I was flirting with this guy and as I was backing away I fell down the concrete steps I didn't know were there!
Psycho_Babydoll 26
You deserve it entirely. Hair extentions are tacky.
blink_kid 32
Your fault for being fake?
krista17 11
Maybe you shouldn't wear hair extensions in the first place...
calliet145 14
It disgusts me how many people here are saying that hair extensions are "trashy" or "unnecessary." I lost all my hair due to chemotherapy, and it only started growing back a couple months ago. I look like a boy with my current hair, so I got extensions to make it longer. Are you honestly going to tell me that I look trashy because I have extensions? That's just sad that you're going to stereotype someone just because they choose to add length to their hair. If a person acts trashy and looks like it as well, then I can understand, but to simply say someone is trashy for having them is just absurd. Other people do have a problem with their hormones that does not allow their hair to grow or it does not grow very rapidly, regardless of how well they take care of it, so they might want to get extensions. Get a grip and get over yourselves before attacking people and calling them trashy for some stupid, asinine reason.
Rocquelly103 1
I agree.
FreaksandGeeks 5
I agree, I honestly don't see how hair extentions are trashy?
The_darklord_666 6
So you're a ******? Niggers don't have hair.
HSOMGF 5
Real hair is better, anyway.
Bittenchaos 12
Haha one of my hair extensions came out at warped tour yesterday but I just stuffed it in my bag and kept head banging