Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, as a broke 19-year-old college student, I thought I could save money by cutting my own hair before a presentation. I did one side fine, got distracted and somehow made the other side two inches shorter. I spent the whole class angling my head like I had a neck injury. FML
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Top comments
zotler 5
Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.
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Comments (93)
lemonademixer 7
what happened to a simple wave?
shananay2000 7
Everyones so fake!
noisebox 1
Just tell them your on chemo
15949058 4
*Twirl play twirl... YANK!* OH SHIT! Boy says "You ok? Want to go get something to drink?" hope it works out
littlebluepill 1
There's that word yet again...trying. Trying to be cute, trying to appear cool, trying to be funny.....when will people ever learn?!
chingthecreator 4
Different meaning to the phrase hold my weave....
FluffyWizdom 15
check yo weave
lexie425 10
And that's why you shouldn't try to impess boys/girls.
the_sniper 7
You deserved it because you shouldn't be fake. if you want people to like you then be yourself, that means physically too. a girl with makeup on, fake hair, or anything that they faked about themselves isn't a beautiful one. a beautiful girl is one who is herself.
WhackTheJackal 22
YDI for having hair extensions.