Money, Haircut and Hair: Broken haircut - FML

Broken haircut

By Anonymous - 20/06/2026 03:00 - Canada

Today, as a broke 19-year-old college student, I thought I could save money by cutting my own hair before a presentation. I did one side fine, got distracted and somehow made the other side two inches shorter. I spent the whole class angling my head like I had a neck injury. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 20 June 2026 17:55

The only thing I liked about college was no uniforms. So until you can restyle your hair you could wear a hat.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 20 June 2026 17:55

The only thing I liked about college was no uniforms. So until you can restyle your hair you could wear a hat.

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