Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, as a broke 19-year-old college student, I thought I could save money by cutting my own hair before a presentation. I did one side fine, got distracted and somehow made the other side two inches shorter. I spent the whole class angling my head like I had a neck injury. FML
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Top comments
zotler 5
Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.
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Comments (93)
Jaxx66 21
Good start to a Japanese Horror flick. And then! The hair wraps itself around your throat. The hands come out of your skull while you shower, later.
NOOBSQUAD 0
That would be a great start for a horror movie. The hairy claws of death. On a side note why is it when you type in a suggestion for a word Is "is".
NOOBSQUAD 0
I meant a suggestion for the word od a is "is". It corrected me on what I was trying to point out.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Where the f did th a come from ;( now I look even dumber done commenting on this.
legitkitty 11
Angel beats :D
onlychildFTW 34
Noobsquad, maybe you should try turning off auto correct. It just doesn't work for some people.
marshmelo17 5
I bet you got his number after that flirtatious move.
crankawank 19
I wonder how you wash your hair when your extensions are that loose. I don't know about OP but when I'm shampooing I'm a lot rougher with my hair than I am when I'm twirling it.
ebonyirony 29
A lot of extensions have to be taken out before you bathe. They can tie it without being permanent.
Lbeck 7
I have hair extensions & they really aren't that much trouble! I have three pieces that just clip into my hair & with 3 clicks on each one they come right out! Super easy and they make your hair look amazing :)
hthelittleone 10
If they're clip-ins, you take them out before you wash. If they're bonded like mine (i have keratin bonds), you can't take them out until you have them removed.
genericfmluser 17
@111 Clip ons my dear. Have rainbow hair one minute and work aprove the next. They can be awesome and very useful.
birdfreak 24
That's not cute, that's hot! Lol I'm sorry, that really sucks xP
KiddNYC1O 22
Rock bottom.
chocolatepandas 2
Maybe he has a thing for loose hair extensions. It worked for Tina Fey in Baby Mama.
iLovenique 7
you must have been pulling your hair vigorously.
weownthenightsom 4
I'm so sorry?
THE_A_TEEN 28
You should be. It's all your fault bro. How dare you pull her extensions, how-*******-dare you!
Sawarski 13
So that's why princess peach always gets kidnapped...she walks around the world without a bodyguard. I mean I understand she's an independent young lady, but seriously if I know there was a (possibly horny) huge dinosaur turtle on the loose that only wants to kidnap me. I'd be either staying inside the castle or walking around with a small army. Ah, my apologies for the rant.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Girl, don't be pullin out yo weave and shit!
Zoh_Aubrey 8
ROFL XD
madisonrose626 5
Naturals the best way to go.
ebonyirony 29
Unless you have a shitty haircut
mattorama 15
A shitty haircut beats glued in pieces of other people's hair.
genericfmluser 17
@76 or clip on synthetic. Some look really real. You can take them out when ever you want, and thats what I believe O.P. was using.
couturedoll 7
That's definitely...an unique flirting move.
brackaman 18
I find it odd that with a recent string of fmls it's been so easy to spot the ydi's within the first 5 or 6 words.