Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, on vacation, I had my first encounter with a macaw parrot, who promptly bit my ear and shat on me while amused tourists laughed and took pictures. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
Today, I tried meditating at the park to “be more mindful.” Right as I closed my eyes, a squirrel jumped onto my leg, causing me to scream loud enough to scare a nearby jogger, who then tripped over his own feet. I apologized while shaking uncontrollably. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
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MasterHurricane 0
next time, dont take shit from anyone.
blazingman311 1
I hope you threw your poo back?
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Comments (99)
allen20 0
Hey Hush i saw it at the LA Zoo too!! :D
teacher411 0
This sure does give a new meaning to the phrase "shit happens". lol FYL
Slimma 20
I have to say... this one was priceless. Kinda shitty situation but hey... shit happens.
kirakira333 0
did you taste it?? if you did, did it taste like bananas or just plain old poop?
mylifedoesntsuk 0
Monkeys are awesome. One peed on my sister at a zoo when we were kids.
Lola5bunny 4
Eww hahah
ellawea 0
hahahahaha!
shoieb9 14
not every thing is facebook :D
dangletsbang21 0
haha, that sucks.
I_am_a_low_life 0
i swear i was looking for a "like" button for like 30 seconds
ughpplppl 0
i really dont think your life sucks if you live where you can see monkeys roaming free, and you can peacefully write in a journal while looking at a beautiful landscape. it sucks that a monkey threw its poop at you but ur life sounds pretty decent.
saucey12 1
lmao at