Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Today, on vacation, I had my first encounter with a macaw parrot, who promptly bit my ear and shat on me while amused tourists laughed and took pictures. FML
Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML
Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML
Today, I tried meditating at the park to “be more mindful.” Right as I closed my eyes, a squirrel jumped onto my leg, causing me to scream loud enough to scare a nearby jogger, who then tripped over his own feet. I apologized while shaking uncontrollably. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
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MasterHurricane 0
next time, dont take shit from anyone.
blazingman311 1
I hope you threw your poo back?
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Comments (99)
maahinberi 0
facts*
agnijay 0
Wow, you posted that message and the only word you BOTHERED to fix was "facts." Shit-for-brains. And before you go complaining, I'm Indian too (but I was born, raised, and I live in America.)
nfdlax9 0
are monkeys in India like squirrels in the US? imagine a squirrel throwing poop at you nuts and all
gk1234 0
LMFAO!
Sarcastic_Lady 0
One of the few FMLs that actually made me LOL.
ImTheUser 0
This made me LOL so hard
starshine3987 0
You're... in... INDIA. So you get a little monkey poo on you. Quit bitching and get back to enjoying the trip of a lifetime you're having that very few people get to experience.
tamaldasagofan89 0
I would've scared that monkey to a death or just kill it for doing that WTF!
cmbrunelle 0
Your misfortune just made me laugh hard enough to nearly spit coffee out my mouth & nose! Sorry for that rude monkey...but he made my day.
hungry_hippos41 0
FYL??? What are you complaining about? A poop fight with a monkey is a once in a life time oppurtunity!
crazykunuklildoo 0
i've thrown poop at my neighbors
happykate120 0
I would throw poo at myself if it ment I could go study in India