Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
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Top comments
Fuckers 0
you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet
dayrin7 4
hehe i least you made it in XD
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Comments (115)
Scorpitarrius 0
Oh man...this reminds me of the Bill Gramatica incident; you know, where that kicker celebrated making a field goal and tore his ACL :/ FYL though.
tradit03 0
how excited can u get over that, in the shower?
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh fu- I've seen someone who cracked their head open. It is not a pretty sight. Buhhh. FYL indeed. Nice throw though.
skullbuster 0
I think this was an FML even without the cracked head. If getting the shampoo bottle in the can is cheer-worthy, you have some bigger problems to deal with my friend.
ThatGirl419 0
YOU DESERVE IT. Shampoo bottles go in the recycling bin, not the trash, dummy.
DameGreyWulf 1
No you have to rinse them out first! And take the caps off. (At least around here lol)
ThatGirl419 0
So you don't recycle, because you have to rinse a bottle first? Really? America's laziness never ceases to amaze me...
DameGreyWulf 1
That's not what I said, idiot.. I said that he would have to rinse and take the cap off, which means he probably would get out of the shower, and then he wouldn't make a (recycling) basket from the shower. You said it should be shot there, but because of the extra stuff he would need to do, it can't. Not yet, anyway. Plus I throw my bottles in my trash all the time, then sort them into their respective bins later. Also, I wasn't aware Canada, Brazil, the Caribbean, etc, were also so gosh darned lazy! We Americans must stick together, I suppose.
ThatGirl419 0
Wow it's hilarious how pathetic your life is that you felt the need to write an entire paragraph explaining your life to me. You are obviously MUCH cooler and MUCH smarter than me and everyone else on here. My mistake.
DameGreyWulf 1
You're under the incorrect assumption it takes any effort at all to say anything on here. I like how you attack me when I've proved you in the wrong, by the way ;P
ThatGirl419 0
you proved me wrong? How now? I said it's lazy to not recycle. And when did I attack you? You're very defensive.
DameGreyWulf 1
"Wow it's hilarious how pathetic your life is that you felt the need to write an entire paragraph explaining your life to me. You are obviously MUCH cooler and MUCH smarter than me and everyone else on here. My mistake." That is an "attack" or, an afront, or, taking the offensive, or however else you would like to interpret it. "Attacks" aren't always name-calling and such (though saying my life is pathetic DOES fall under that). It's called passive aggression, which is what you did. I didn't prove you wrong, I proved you in the wrong. There is a difference. In other words, I successfully countered your pompous remark by explaining that you've incorrectly interpreted what I was saying.
giganticbrain 0
I do this all the time.
moonlight_daze 8
I know, right?
Jejejessi40 0
I do that too! :)
Hay_bugs_0722 0
just because the OP said he cracked his head open doesn't mean he literally cracked his head open!
aaaaa12345_fml 0
soo... did you die?
Uber_G33k 0
If he did, I call his FML account!
nightswimming 0
YDI - Should've recycled the bottle.