Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
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Top comments
Fuckers 0
you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet
dayrin7 4
hehe i least you made it in XD
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Comments (115)
sharkshaveteeth 0
RECYCLE then. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! simple as that!
jen11989 0
WTF is lmoa? Laughing my off ass?
iFruit 0
Oh wow. My worst nightmare is to be hurt in the shower so badly that I can't save myself, and then someone else would have to come in and help me and see me naked. I hope that didn't happen to you OP!
TheElfThatLied 0
lol I have the same nightmare...
TC1_fml 0
This is called "natural selection".
fmlallneveryday 0
OMG I feel bad for you. I would die if that ever happened to me.
3timesthefun 0
you cracked your head open, yet you still remembered to write that in that as a FML, and remember exactly what happened. I think this is fake.
nypd613 0
you got excited? when there are fmls that say "and I got so excited that..." and something stupid happens, it's an automatic ydi. though I still find it funny.
sublime93 0
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fake.
cosmiccharlie 0
the classic "I-******-myself-up-in-the-shower" FML. Good for a chuckle, then I click 'you totally deserved it.'
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
hows that exciting?