Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
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Fuckers 0
you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet
dayrin7 4
hehe i least you made it in XD
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Comments (115)
Fuckers 0
"thats why you should recycle"? recycling doesnt make you less clumsy you silly billy
you_and_me_fml 8
wow... If you cracked your head open wouldn't you be I'm the hospital or something? And the first thought tjat comes to your mind is FMYLIFE. COM!!
fili450r 0
i dont think you guys get that there are 24 hours within 1 day.......cause if your shower in the morning, go to the hospital even around noon....that still leaves plenty of time for the computer....i know, that when i compound fractured my leg, later that day, i was on the internet....*sigh* think about things before you open your mouths KIDS.
jonnyapples 7
I went to the ER for back pain and ended up being admited for tests two days later so go away. no one likes you
Dee100 0
This is so fake.
moonlight_daze 8
So are your mama's ******* but you don't see me complaining.
jonnyapples 7
win!
XM0ssXmanX 0
I do that sometimes but i have a glass door so i can see the trash
epicwinmaster 0
lol i dont throw mine away. i fill it up with freezing cold water and put it back. then my family gets so pissed off. :D try it
ashleeee 0
lol you got time on your hands pal!
thatoneguy1123 0
I shoot something in the shower but not the shampoo bottle LOL
WshCaps8 1
ha nice
aback 5
Don't do the "touchdown dance" in the shower.
colonel_crunk 0
LMOA LMOA LMOA LMOA CRACKHEADDDDD
Zakky_Ketchup 0
You laughed your off ass?
ChChCharlie 10
So today you cracked your head open and could still write this? Wouldn't you be getting stitches or something... ah I dunno, maybe today doesn't mean today. That's funny though :P
iamelrebel 0
if that really happened, you wouldn't be posting. you would probably be in the hospital...