Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, I fell in the shower, landing ass-crack first onto a can of shaving cream, which split my butt straight down the crack. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
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Top comments
Fuckers 0
you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet
dayrin7 4
hehe i least you made it in XD
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Comments (115)
SS_Anon 0
lol life is a bitch ain't it? did something awesome only to get rick rolled all the way back to the bottom. Anyways FYL for falling and cracking your skull but YDI for not getting an anti-slip mat. Probably everyone has it including me.
supamann 0
I call bullshit... if you really did crack your head open, you would probably be in the ER, not at a computer, no?
r8j20cm3lv 5
if you cracke dyour head open you would not waste your time on computers and get some serious medical help. GOD THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE
unused_account 0
Dude, I'm sure OP already went to the ER. FML automatically makes your post say "Today," in front of it, so maybe it wasn't just today. Plus, there are 24 hours in one day... so perhaps they went to the hospital in that time? By the way, it looks like you missed the 1st grade.
kittenassassin 0
its alright you made the shot.. thats all that matters :)
bobuhbeartoe 0
I'm the OP, and yes, I cracked my head open. everything here is true. I have a shower mat, it just happens to be very small. I bought a larger one after this. and unused_account is right. I didn't post this day of. I posted it after I got out of the hospital, but FML makes you say "today" at the beginning.
cheeter 0
lol dont get too excited anymore :P
mathsponge 0
LOL
blackxmortals 0
I just have to point out as a pre-med student that if you cracked your head open today, you wouldn't be writing this today. You'd be passed out in a hospital hooked up to various machinery. This is either very fake or very exaggerated.
PotatoBlankey39 2
HA! At first I misread the part where "thunk was written" and thought it said "a successful Thank you." ha that was funny. #91 - All FML's start out with "today," and end with "fml." They probably wrote the FML after the whole ordeal. :-S
kaitycat101 1
That just made my day! I can just picture it ( in a non-creepy perv way )