Today, my father told me I'm a lazy, pathetic waste. I work and have a one-year-old. Apparently, if you're trying to catch up on sleep, you're lazy. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, my father accused me of not taking care of my 15-month-old son, who is putting on weight slowly because of starting to walk and run. Come on, for a man who sees his grandchildren two or three times a year and never gives his daughter a call, who gave him the courage? FML
Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML
Today, my father told me to "go get a job." He has been unemployed for three years. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML
Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML
Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
In my experience, people who react like that are really just projecting how they feel about themselves deep down.
xxlk4xx 6
something tells me your father left all the child care to your mom and never truly experienced how exhausting caring for a baby can be ontop of working! there's nothing wrong with taking care of yourself!
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TwoBytesCarley 27
In my experience, people who react like that are really just projecting how they feel about themselves deep down.
wightkid 12
Yeah it’s called projecting
Bobbi Martin 6
isn't that what they just said?
ahabsfan 17
The Bard said it best when he wrote “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”.
xxlk4xx 6
something tells me your father left all the child care to your mom and never truly experienced how exhausting caring for a baby can be ontop of working! there's nothing wrong with taking care of yourself!
diraven 15
Tell him to go home, he's drunk again