Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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lop948 11
Just say you knocked it over or something.
HnyBee13 26
You shouldn't break promises!
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Comments (149)
enginsteve 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So this is kind of a toss up. Yes you probably should not have used his shampoo, but on the other hand it was $60. First, you can bet your ass I'm going to try $60 shampoo, probably even on my balls because 60 freakin dollars! Second, at $60, you would think the company would have better quality control or the packaging will be made out of ******* carbon nanotubes or some shit..
DoomedGemini 38
So you don't have an issue with stealing? If you want to try it, get off your ass and earn the money for it. Whether it's a hair product or not, op's roommate didn't want them to use it and spent THEIR money on it.
ghetto_child 19
break all the caps off the other shampoo bottles as well. Tell your roommate that you slipped and as you were going down you tried to grab anything you could to help stop the fall, which ended up with you breaking everything you touched
Soloman212 28
.... I think it would be more believable to just say he knocked that one bottle over?
Joshwarrior 39
Yup they should give themselves a bloody nose or black eye as well to back up the story (:
pineapples24 11
Who buys shampoo for $60?
samdel12 10
So I hear Mexico is nice this time of year :)
lvg_fml 10
I don't get why so many people advocate lying about it. Just say sorry I did it. I didn't mean to break it. How long can the roommate be pissed? Pretty petty if that causes a big problem. Don't lie Your honesty is very important to maintain integrity
VeganVampyre 27
Depends on how it got broken. If OP tripped or bumped it totally by accident, then yeah, you can't get too mad at that. But it's not petty to get pissed at someone for doing the one thing you asked them not to, so if OP was using it and dropped it, then I think the roommate has every right to be pissed for as long as they like. It's a violation of trust.
lexos 16
60$ what kind of shampoo she use? I pay 3€ for a bottle of 500ml that I can use for a few months
tehdarkness 21
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You suck for lying, but she is stupid to spend that much on shampoo! Surely she would recognize the smell of it anyway.
bapbap_fml 15
Very possible the OP needs it for medical reasons. In which case it may not have a scent.
mds9986 24
Does destroying the cap really ruin the integrity of the shampoo?
Limeila 10
Well it proves OP was using it when she swore she wouldn't
HarryWholock87 17
Not really. Op could have just bumped it by accident. I do this all the time in the shower.
momac86 17
Maybe she shouldn't have left it in the shower?
DoomedGemini 38
It's not just op's shower, it's pretty sad if your roommate is such a bitch that you can't trust them not to use your things(assuming op was using it and not just bumped it, bumping I wouldn't really see as an issue though)
olillia 16
Yeah how weird to keep SHAMPOO in the SHOWER.
HWICUNow 10
Just admit you were masterwanking with it.