Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
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Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML
Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, my nine year-old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
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lop948 11
Just say you knocked it over or something.
HnyBee13 26
You shouldn't break promises!
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Comments (149)
butterfli_murt 3
Is this some type of wen product? if it is it's a pump and if you break it you will have a very hard time getting the product out since the container is made out of hard plastic. It's expensive but man it makes your hair glorious.
clair_brodie 35
As long as you didn't pour it down the drain (and/or it is not a collectible bottle) then he shouldn't get TOO mad.
nodeathtoall 19
If you can't pay to replace it Don't touch it
HarryWholock87 17
So, you never knocked something over in a shower before?
moo77_fml 20
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That's what you get for breaking promises and wanting expensive things in ur life!!! Pay for them urself!! Ur roommate worked hard for that bottle of shampoo ..
gunzerker 8
She deserves it for buying 60 dollar shampoo.
qtbabe127 22
Why? Because she spent her hard earned money to improve the look and health of her hair she deserves a roommate that completely disrespects her things and the promises made to her?
harmtouch16 11
So I'm heading to your house and I'm going to use anything I consider a stupid purchase. Oh wait you probably don't have anything like that since you obviously are against frivolous spending. How nice of you to drive the cheapest car possible, rock the flip phone from '95, and shop for clothes in the $0.99 bin.
LynZz 15
I would put the cap back on top and act like nothing happened.
gabyleann 12
That's what I did! He has a million shampoos and I was in between buying some so I just grabbed one and used it lol
DoomedGemini 38
Once again. If this really is op I hope your roommate realizes this and you get hell for it, maybe even kicked out or them moved out. It doesn't matter WHAT it is, you decided to use something that, not only was it expensive, you were told not to use. If you were so desperate than offer to pay 5-10$ to use it once because that's basically what you did, stole the money.
Silk_Routes 14
oops..ydi for lying to her
SegaMeadows 3
Who said she lied?
Fyrepower 23
Why did you touch it?
paginis 8
In all fairness, who the hell buys $60 shampoo?
moss1030 5
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What the ****, guys. 1. Her roommate is stupid as **** for spending 60 bucks on shampoo. Admit it. 2. She probably knocked it over in the shower. Why are you automaticly assuming she was using it? She told her roommate she wouldn't touch it. Can you ******* read? 3. Don't be ***** over a situation you know nothing about. Like you know everything that happened after reading 1 sentance. So shut the **** up.
Shade1982 21
What kind of shampoo breaks off the cap when knocking it over, come on. She was using it.
Keiraquarium 12
Who pissed in your cheerios this morning 47?
qtbabe127 22
I'm sorry the way OP worded her FML makes everyone believe that she was using the shampoo and didn't just bump into it. Our bad that OP is too vague and we're having to fill in the gaps of her story by ourselves. Really, totally our fault she wasn't more specific.
katertott 44
Jesus, who died and made you king? If we're not allowed to automatically* assume to know everything after one sentence*, then you shouldn't either. I recommend taking your own advice and stop being so rude. You'll be much happier, trust me.
DoomedGemini 38
I see people spending hundreds of dollars on games, game systems, and treats(not food, nice treats to have once in a while) and my family is one of those so I don't really see the issue in her choosing to buy expensive shampoo. I actually get a more expensive conditioner whenever I can because my hair gets knotted terribly and it keeps my hair from drying out or becoming oily very quickly like it usually does. It's not 60$ but probably still higher than most people would spend on conditioner. The point is, people like luxury items and as long as the roommate isn't skipping on paying anything or something like that then there's no issue with them buying it. And uh, welcome to FML? The place where you summarize an event and people judge YDI or FYL?