Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML
Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML
Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML
Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML
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zingline89 18
That's nazi way to get a job.
indielove 13
The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.
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Comments (202)
perdix 31
Oy, Rabbi, you're such a schlamazel!
takanuva0123 0
NEIN!!!!!!
Jamicianprince 1
Thats Messed up
exleonhart 0
That's in-furer-iating! Bring on the thumbs down!
Jamicianprince 1
Thats Messed up
Captain_Crankypa 2
Will you thank him if the HR employee doing the hiring is a member of the American Nazi Party? If you get the interview be sure to sport a toothbrush moustache!
FLM94 5
Atleast you wernt trying to get a job at a gas or shower company...
holdenthemonkey 3
I hate to inform you that your application to be a camp counselor this summer at the local Jewish Community Center will probably be rejected.... Or be very weary if they call you in for an interview.
Naked_Communist 0
Wary, not weary. Sorry, but that one drives me nuts and I had to say something.
CryMoreFMLs 15
No. He meant weary numbnuts. Probably because of pranksters thatdo thesame exact thing.
Angelrose2004 17
Why didn't you read over your app "before" sending it?
bling87 0
Proof reading after it's out of your hands does you no good.
NotMuchLuck 0
Kill your brother
EmilyJoSmyth 4
That goes so well with your avatar