Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was translating for a patient to get an MRI, the tech asked if I had metal in my body. In front of the patient, I had to disclose that my nipples were pierced, so I couldn’t accompany the patient bedside. FML
Today, I had to explain to a patient that no, her nipples were not slowly getting smaller. FML
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Today, while at my job as a nurse in the ER, someone came in with a hangnail. They threw a fit that they had to wait because we were managing a heart attack, a man with colon cancer and a kid with appendicitis. FML
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML
Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML
Today, when I was visiting my dad in the ICU, the nurse was trying to help him sit upright and his dick and balls plopped out of his hospital gown for everyone to see. FML
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sourgirl101 29
Do doctors have pierced nipples? We'll only know if you are indeed a "doctor". You can't control what comes out of people's mouth but you can control them from being able to see your nipples. So.... YDI
mboehm88 3
That's not what this FML is about at all
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Comments (77)
jeepster7874 0
what a pimp haha...did he ask for viagra too? lol
GuitarNukka520 5
the drip consisted of a steady stream of Viagra.
ForestFire0 1
To quote a complete moron's catch phrase: That's hot. (the pierced nipple, not the exposing yourself to the elderly)
supahnazi 0
shes an old guy loooove docta
yummycupcakegirl 0
Then you can go pick up a cute dr. ;)
yummycupcakegirl 0
number 11
GuitarNukka520 5
wait I'm confused haha
RedPillSucks 33
DocBastard, You gotta stop seeing patients while wearing those piercings. The children are scared and mechanics want to hook up their battery cables.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Lmfao!!
_HeadShot_ 0
waitin for him to reply to this...
The_Big_Mac 7
nice red, nice.
masta1080 5
gotta love old people
mattyboyontopbro 4
realise???
percawesome 0
That's right. Some countries have eliminated the need for the letter Z. Quiver in fearrr
dudeitsdanny 10
I thought I replied to this last night saying "That's right, them silly Brits spell things differently just to confuse you =O" I like yours better.
allapologiesmygi_fml_fml 4
big booty bitches? lol
brendeynh 0
let me guess.... your nipples arent really peirced. Are they? it's just your deformed nipples. i had a girlfreind with messed up nipples...it was gross. so if thats the case..fyl. if not, you deserve it OP
howslife123 0
you just admitted to looking at your friends nipples
hotair10 9
hey moron, learn to read. he mis-spelled "girlfriend", but he did say it
taniaaaaa 0
That sucks, alot. I hate when old guys are creepy pervs :( Btw what does YDI mean?
salvipride 0
you deserve it
knibbsy 4
Don't listen to ^ . YDI means "Yes! Doorstep Inseminator-man!" He gets everyone excited like Santa Claus' yearly visit, but he comes more than once a year.
stronghand0331 17
Trust me, Tom knows. The doorstep inseminator man frequents his residence for a night filled with joy and pleasure ;)
romkuglen 1
YDI means "you deserved it" :)