Today, after I caught my husband cheating and lying, he had the nerve to claim it wasn't a big deal because, "I always come home to you!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He claimed it wasn't cheating because he's not romantically attracted to her. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he doesn't think cheating is a big deal because everybody does it. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
Today, I came home early from work and caught my husband cheating red-handed, in bed with the other woman. His reaction was, “I was just joking!” and asked the other woman what she was doing here, and asked her to leave. Seriously? FML
Today, my husband confessed to cheating but then tried to turn it around on me. Apparently, because I wasn’t regularly checking his phone, it must mean I don’t really care about him or I’d have caught him months ago. Sorry for trusting my husband I suppose, geez. FML
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Top comments
almost_there44 26
You already know what to do. Get yourself tested and get a lawyer as soon as possible. This behavior of his will always continue as long as you allow it. Get out immediately, take care of yourself and your kids if you have any.
jbuckets_404 39
He won't have to worry about "coming home to (OP)" from now on, will he? :-(
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jbuckets_404 39
He won't have to worry about "coming home to (OP)" from now on, will he? :-(
almost_there44 26
You already know what to do. Get yourself tested and get a lawyer as soon as possible. This behavior of his will always continue as long as you allow it. Get out immediately, take care of yourself and your kids if you have any.
Moerighan 23
What a scumbag.
Glowworm56 27
If you're going to lie and cheat to your wife, why come home to her at all?
RinoaHeartilly 36
Not anymore!
RichardPencil 32
Someone has to do his laundry, right? You can't expect his mistress to do everything.
Hippo_Holiday 19
I think people are misunderstanding this comment, it means that this women is more productive than the mistress the husband decided to cheat with.
rivenrock 14
No, I think we understand the comment. It's DickPencil implying the man is still in his marriage only because he needs a maid.
RichardPencil 32
Let's all CTFD. It's just a sarcastic remark.
seasonedtoast 19
Pencil Dick.... hehe
RinoaHeartilly 36
It's still gross and sexist.
LtCmdrData 11
Or you could try it an open marriage. Check out this NYT article. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/05/11/magazine/is-an-open-marriage-a-happier-marriage.html
TeaRex__ 23
That might work for a couple who talk about it BEFORE one part cheat and lie. Here the trust is broken, and suggesting to continue sleeping with other people probably won't help.
GhostFox 34
Open relationships require not only trust, but also honesty, proper communication, ability to empathize with your partner, loyalty, and a willingness to put in effort to the relationship. Any relationship that involves cheating has none of those. And making an open relationship doesn't reduce the load; each person added to the relationship, even as a one timer increases the amount of those traits needed to keep things functioning in a safe, sane, consensual, and enjoyable way for everyone.
jessicasoho 13
This sounds like an opening line to Divorce Court. Great show but still sad for you.
acmariner99 25
Tell him alimony won't be a big deal to him either.
GoddessMadoka 12
"I always come home to you!" Yes, possibly with syphilis, chlamydia, or HIV, too. People like that should just ******* rot.