Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Today, I realized I've been sinking into a deep depression, ignoring all my friends, and don't know what to do with my life anymore. This is all because I gave up Facebook for lent. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated my Facebook status from my iPod so people will see that I posted from a 'mobile device' and think I'm out at a bar having a life, instead of sitting at home on my bed watching movies on my Netflix. FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I took a deep breath and started journaling to "figure out my life." Two hours later, I had written four pages of ranting about my upstairs neighbor's loud footsteps and zero pages about my life goals. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Your NEXT awesome facebook status? Yeah, somehow I doubt that you ever actually had anything close to an awesome status. So, what did you make of it? "Chicken and peas for dinner today!!! lol,jk jk, it was actually chicken and carrots!!11!"
Jimminee 3
sometimes it just comes to you.
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Comments (89)
jhjbnnj 0
lol so instead of getting a life, you decide to write an FML about it. Fair play man, fair play.
Midgey93 0
I think that's well sad.. :) haha! Sucha pity
CheetosLibrary 0
Who even says pensively ?!?!?!?!? lame
Bacontree 14
Let alone to 'think pensively'.
jellyfishdelight 0
Can't think of an "awesome" facebook status, so you post on fml how lame your life is. -Fail-
hmlftw 0
Well you thought right.
momo1972 3
add that to facebook, not FML
newfiegirl 8
Newfie rocks actually, and I'm a proud mother to be, if you don't like my picture, don't look at it! thanks everyone! xo
Gabbymcbride 2
FYL, cuz I've done this too, but I have a life. YDI for not having a life.
zoe1234 0
so... you say this person doesn't have a life, yet you all are the ones sitting in front of your computer trying to think of abusive things to say about someone who, all he did was think up a Facebook status? hahaha
petitchat3 0
facebook ruins lives