Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
Today, while giving a presentation, I felt something tickle my nose, but I kept talking through it. Eventually, someone in the front row raised their hand and said, “You’ve got a little, uh… something.” It was a full-on rogue booger. Hanging. Wiggling. For 10 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
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Top comments
Kurochrome 17
Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?
JustMe876 0
eww thats pretty gross!
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Comments (119)
st3phr0 2
Eeeeewwww!
yaya1213 6
Ur pic is sooo true I'm a vegetarian
Killer_fel 15
It may be true, but it is natural for us to eat meat, it always was and always will be.
onlychildFTW 34
If you thought there was a bug, why wait so Lon to blow your nose? Was it because they thought you were paranoid and you didn't want to stand out? At least you have proof to prove them wrong. Be like. "I aint crazy, u bitches be crazy!"
lexishmexi99 0
Ew stop bugging out. Hahaha
Angelrose2004 17
With all the bug FMLs lately, it seems that bugs are beginning to seek revenge. They are taking over the world! *hides in a closet for safety*
RedPillSucks 33
Hide yo kids... Hide yo wife!!!!
RamenForTheWin 10
Yo husband, hide that muthafucka too!
Yourheadache 19
Keep it :). that way you will always remember to blow your nose
Hiimhaileypotter 53
^ The ****?
Yourheadache 19
i guess i was drunk lol
WaylonD 4
Just hope it didn't lay eggs in your brain op! Certain bugs have been known to do that!
linkinpark98 24
*is currently putting duct tape over nostrils*
sweetpea41800 0
But then you might inhale the bug 0.0
rulingtomax 0
That sucks hard OP
linkinpark98 24
Hehe, I guess you could say "it blows". No?……Okay. *goes back under rock*
wittygirl 8
- does the heebee jeebee dance- Omg that's so scary
taniamw 9
The bug probably wasn't too happy either, death by booger ? YUM