dadadoo
United States
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
BerkeleyBiker
United States
Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML
-.-
Lakeside, United States
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Lo_Bolian
United States
Today, I was taking the bus home. A dirty homeless man boarded the bus, put his bag on the overhead rack, and sat down. His bag was leaking and dripped onto my shoulder. I asked the man what it was. He said, "Roadkill." I now have dead animal blood on my best business suit. FML
nolife
United States
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Anonymous
United States
Grrrrrroooooooooss
Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML
msarosi
Port Perry, Canada
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
clips
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Gross
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Trash
Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
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oneleggedbeauty 0
Ew literally made me gag just thinking about it
zoPwNAgEzo 21
In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food
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Comments (206)
oneleggedbeauty 0
Ew literally made me gag just thinking about it
iheartsnape96 4
me too ugh!
kdahrouj 6
Lies, probably made your mouth water : P
oneleggedbeauty 0
..... You're nasty. You need help.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
*takes bite of sandwich* ^-^ *reads FML* 'o' *throws up*
kdahrouj 6
I need a donut
DooleyFTW 17
I've never understood how images like this could make people gag or whatever, nothing has ever affected me that way, I suppose I must just have a stronger than average stomach! But it is quite nasty, I can only imagine how bad that mans life must be to eat a pimple though.
scarface90 8
For some reason, I pictured Tyrone (chapelle show) *mm peanut butter and crack*
GovernorGeneral 8
The fuuuuuuuuuuck!? How many people get pimples on their arms!?
boofgall 16
47- you can get pimples anywhere.
Jonkbaby 23
step 2: ???????? step 3: profit!!
danni218 1
Eww reminds me of a chick in math class a couple of years ago, she had acne and when she was bored shed pop the whiteheads and eat her pimple juice...yuck
Jonkbaby 23
man f the pimples life
Jonkbaby 23
Weird, the FML website isn't letting me comment. Mods help please
ciscmowe 5
Is it weird to wonder what it tastes like?
nic7973 23
chunky!
imepelepticsir 5
when you can't afford food you have to make use of what you got.
tottdancer 0
Me too
ALpein 0
I'm with number 1, that made me a bit nausous.
chlorinegreen 27
79- um yeah. Pretty sure that's weird but by all means go for it. See if people look at you funny... Or gag.
AFCA020 4
Imagin someone with acne passing by, this homeless person must think "hey!! walking buffet!!"
silentbutfunny 0
Only thing that ive EVER seen or thought of that made me gag was 2 girls 1 cup.
BloodyHeel 8
1, literally?
ohxdamnxkay02 12
why are homless people always on the bus? like where could they ever possibly go ?
emogirl88 2
That's just wrong
HateLife66 0
Reminds me of when my teacher said his bro was working and some guy with acne asked him a question while biting his lip. Then his pimple popped and he started licking it. I STARTED GAGGING!!!
WhatWhatInTheHA 0
same..nasty bro.
oneleggedbeauty 0
Quite literally
pdp_fml 21
This man was just getting a little protein.
tennisrapper1 14
Actually, pimple juice I believe doesn't have any protein. It just makes the person actually doing it make him feel more like Johnny Knoxville licking hot sauce off of a jalepano. If he were to continue feeding ONLY off of the pimple juice, he would soon die of malnutrition.
Jonkbaby 23
tl; dr
Jonkbaby 23
tl; dr in summary: the manlove brings the protein
Jonkbaby 23
TL; DR
tellithowitis 13
You know you want some op;)
breeY0 7
dude thats disgusting
Jonkbaby 23
#35 TL; DR
CryMoreFMLs 15
73 Go back to 4chan or wherever you trolls come from....
tehslack 5
F the homeless man's life more.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
In this economy, you do what you gotta do for food
Waffl3z 8
Should've gave the poor guy a dollar. Or a booger. Which ever he'd prefer.
LaColombianita 26
Lol both these comments made me laugh. (:
poprocksss73 7
You know you've hit rock bottom when....
cosmosis 12
Desperate times call for desperate measures... I mean who catches a bus?
CryMoreFMLs 15
44 - I know right? I lasso myself to cars and rollerskate my way around. It's pretty damn fun. Just don't trip.
nonamericandolla 6
Why the hell did u watch him do it OP?!
ItsJustMe1616 26
Well I had something typed, realized it was stupid, went to edit, ran out of time, and now this is what was left...
DalPozzo13 10
There is so many things wrong with that, wtf
Stallion91 6
I know right? Like a homeless man catching a bus? Where to exactly!!?? Haha
ItsJustMe1616 26
What confuses me even more is how over 2000 people think it's OPs fault...
rochelleh 11
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
oneleggedbeauty 0
v.v you aren't the only one
Burning65 5
I think everyone did
bro1oke 0
Sounds like someone needs a sandwhich
burtonbullet 10
Gotta find a lot of pimples to fill the bread.
cosmosis 12
Its abit like mayonaise really...
FinJage 18
8 - Nice shirt :D
The_Tool1 13
Sounds like someone needs to make it. *cough* get in the kitchen *cough*.
kdahrouj 6
Eww.....
jtthegr8 26
Haha uhh, why did you watch?
wakachakamaka 0
Just dead white cells nbd....
Roevera 14
Do you eat your dead white blood cells often?
wakachakamaka 0
Nope I was drunk when I wrote that haha